​I won't tell you I “work hard.”

Because that's what everyone says. And since actions speak louder than words, let's break it down.

Coming from Ukraine, I learned English from cartoons, Seinfeld, and commercials. A ton of commercials. Now I use my adopted language to write kickass campaigns. From there, I've interned at a few agencies, and in-house. Topping that off, I’ve never missed a deadline. Check with anyone I’ve worked with.

And in the interests of being well-rounded, I’ve got hobbies.

After spending over ten years learning magic and cardistry tricks, I could say I’m pretty decent. Don’t believe me? Take a look at the picture and let me know. Also, I literally get along with everyone (that’s right, even “that guy”). And I’ll fill my teammates’ days with amazing/horrible references – depending on your sense of humor. And, a fragrance collection you’ll love to smell in the office. I promise, nothing too outrageously pungent.

So please say hi! And let's actually get to work.